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A Little Pre-Op Humor

Zack decided he needed some new material before the trip to the hospital this morning for his pre-op work up. Here are the new jokes he will be performing today.

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Gorilla.
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla Me a Hamburger, I'm hungry.

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Icy.
Icy Who?
Icy your underwear!

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Ice Scream.
Ice Scream who?
Ice Scream when I think about going to the hospital.

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Zack -
Q - What do get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A - Jurassic Pork.

Okay - worst joke ever :-)

We'll be thinking about you tomorrow and hope you get well soon!!


Hi Zack, My son Scotty who is going into 2nd grade has a knock knock for you. I work with your mom.

Knock Knock
Who's there?

Banana
Banana who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?

Banana
Banana who?

Knock Knock
Who's there

Orange
Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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